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By: PriogueAgog

PriogueAgog — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 13:49:43 +0000

There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

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By: Ahmed

Ahmed — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:22:33 +0000

Ah yes, a classic indeed

By: Chris Garrett

Chris Garrett — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:50:38 +0000

Another one for you “Is this thing on???” – they post over and over not realising comments are moderated and so don’t show up right away

By: Ahmed

Ahmed — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:43:40 +0000

Oh snap, my first troll.

I feel special (or you could actually read my post about MC and why I have a problem).

By: Bleached Anus

Bleached Anus — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:27:49 +0000

Amhed, did i say “Great post”, to add my 2 cents, you forgot:

The egotist, the exaggerated sense of the importance of your self-analysis and the associated desire to tell everyone.

I read this and all I can see it that you are the jealous prepubescent (notice the correct spelling?) troll with something against Kevin L ( the 90,000 guy ). Is it his good looks or his uncanny ability to score the hot chicks that has you so riled up?

Nice work Kevin.

By: Kevin L.

Kevin L. — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 21:02:55 +0000

Hey Ahmed,
Good post… just one more note. No one cares about the merchants, it’s a consumer-driven local internet space. MerchantCircle is the only company making sure businesses have a voice. So far to date, 92,000 businesses have decided they want to take control of their online presence. You should check us out at MerchantCircle.com!
Make sure you check out my videos on the Learn More page while you’re there. It took some time to get my hair just right……
Thanks,
NB